May 2013
indoxyl: i wanna give a high five to every parents who have a hot son good job 
May 18th
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togamivevo: in third grade this kid got in trouble for saying “be free my niggas” when we released the butterflies
May 18th
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harryfuckyou: *icona pop voice* i dont care
May 17th
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billhaderprofessionalliferuiner: i wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days before you’ve actually left them. 
May 17th
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sam-winchester-cries-during-sex: sam-winchester-cries-during-sex: f-r-eckled: im like 25% funny and 85% bad at math that’s 110% wait I just got the joke
May 17th
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castielandhishunters: calumon: my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd I guess now you could call it a high school
May 17th
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rybroskeez: cockringtoss: why isn’t a group of kangaroos called a kangacrew
May 17th
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saturgay: making a joke in front of a ton of people and having them all crack up is one if the most beautiful feelings you’ll ever feel don’t deny it
May 17th
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“1. There will be several days that you daydream about stepping in front of a...”
–  (via victorielle) I really needed to read this today. (via cirquedufrock)
May 16th
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shutupaubrey: team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
May 16th
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      tell me the story       about how the sun       loved the moon so much       he died every night       to let her breathe
May 16th
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meowbella: IF U WANNA BE MY LOVER U GOTTA at least text me sometimes damn
May 15th
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May 15th
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someone online: *calls me cute*
me: *surprised*
me: *wiggles awkwardly*
me: *pulls hoodie drawstrings*
me: *scrunches into down comforter*
me: *blushes for ten minutes*
me: *peeks out*
me: no u
May 15th
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basically all my sentences start with one of these ok so basically omg no but seriously actually ok wow ok wow (or wow ok) wait but wait no wait wait what guys oh wow so like
May 15th
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unironicgoth: my favorite eye color is your eye color and my favorite height is your height and my favorite weight is your weight my favorite hands are your hands my favorite knees are your knees 
May 15th
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suojure: malijuanastyles: i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop...
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Remember the internet when we were kids?
da-heell: REBLOG IF YOU REMEMBER ANY OF THESE Here are all the games’ links in order :) Bueno Rufus Barbie Swan Lake Game Bikini Bottom or Bust That’s so Raven Pinball Brandy and Mr. Whiskers- Style Diva A Sitch in Time- Present Sticky’s Mix Master Lizzie McGuire Dressup Babysit Baby Krissy Barbie Makeover Escalator Escape MyScene Room Makeover Helga’s Diary Black Licorice ...
May 14th
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