indoxyl: i wanna give a high five to every parents who have a hot son good job
togamivevo: in third grade this kid got in trouble for saying “be free my niggas” when we released the butterflies
harryfuckyou: *icona pop voice* i dont care
billhaderprofessionalliferuiner: i wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days before you’ve actually left them.
sam-winchester-cries-during-sex: sam-winchester-cries-during-sex: f-r-eckled: im like 25% funny and 85% bad at math that’s 110% wait I just got the joke
castielandhishunters: calumon: my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd I guess now you could call it a high school
rybroskeez: cockringtoss: why isn’t a group of kangaroos called a kangacrew
saturgay: making a joke in front of a ton of people and having them all crack up is one if the most beautiful feelings you’ll ever feel don’t deny it
1. There will be several days that you daydream about stepping in front of a...– (via victorielle) I really needed to read this today. (via cirquedufrock)
shutupaubrey: team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
tell me the story about how the sun loved the moon so much he died every night to let her breathe
meowbella: IF U WANNA BE MY LOVER U GOTTA at least text me sometimes damn
someone online: *calls me cute*
me: *wiggles awkwardly*
me: *pulls hoodie drawstrings*
me: *scrunches into down comforter*
me: *blushes for ten minutes*
me: *peeks out*
me: no u
basically all my sentences start with one of these ok so basically omg no but seriously actually ok wow ok wow (or wow ok) wait but wait no wait wait what guys oh wow so like
unironicgoth: my favorite eye color is your eye color and my favorite height is your height and my favorite weight is your weight my favorite hands are your hands my favorite knees are your knees
suojure: malijuanastyles: i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop...
Remember the internet when we were kids?
da-heell: REBLOG IF YOU REMEMBER ANY OF THESE Here are all the games’ links in order :) Bueno Rufus Barbie Swan Lake Game Bikini Bottom or Bust That’s so Raven Pinball Brandy and Mr. Whiskers- Style Diva A Sitch in Time- Present Sticky’s Mix Master Lizzie McGuire Dressup Babysit Baby Krissy Barbie Makeover Escalator Escape MyScene Room Makeover Helga’s Diary Black Licorice ...